First a word or two for those whinging I haven't updated enough: Bite me 
Now, on with the update.
Cletus Obadiah Jones. What on earth has gotten into you? You KNOW Natty will kill you if she finds out about this.
I know Donna is very pretty
And that she calls to you like a siren
And she certainly has great....uh...assets
OK, OK, We all know you're a leg man
She certainly knows how to make a guy feel welcome doesn't she?
I guess you'd better hope that wasn't a paparazzi photographer hanging around outside the house...
Yeah, yeah, you should be thinking about your wife buddy, and what she'd do if she knew....
Awwww, don'tcha look all cosy together.
I've seen that look in your eyes before my friend....
Pucker up!
Y'know what? I think it's a little late for second thoughts.
